Burn This House Down.
Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez, I feel you girl...I too have a bad temper. If I burnt down a house for every person who crossed me, the homeless rate would be higher than Trump's disapproval ratings.
Every Rose Has It's Thorn
My life consists of dead flowers and a lot of pricks...no pun intended
Bro-menting
I just made up a new word: "Bro-menting"- The fermentation process of bros. And the demise of civilization.
Blac Chyna
Apparently myself, and Rob Kardashian have more in common than just our insatiable hunger...
Aspirational
I read this quote recently that really resonated with me, "Some people die at 25, and aren't buried until they are 85." It really got me thinking about life.
"Cash Me Ousside"
"How bow dah?!" I was so confused when I saw everyone posting about this girl. And then I realized, it was from Dr. Phil.
Super Bowl
Honestly, I don't even know who is playing...and I don't care. I do, however, support any event when binge drinking all day is not-only acceptable, but encouraged!
You Made Your Bed...
...Now lie in it. Nothing irritates me more than when shitty people try to take advantage of me. Just because I am nice, doesn't mean I am stupid.
How Are You?
The other day it dawned on me the alarming number of times a day I get asked "How are you?"
