Life is tough; wear a helmet.  When I can't find a helmet to match my outfit outfit, I say "fuck it" and wear a whole floral [matching] look.

"You just think lovely wonderful thoughts," Peter explained, "and they lift you up in the air." 

Let me prefix by saying: If you google-searched "eatass69" and got directed to this blog, you are definitely in the wrong place...

Portis Wasp: 5 Questions With Sektual

My Real Housewife's tag line would be, "I wish you could see yourself in my eyes!  [twirl] ... SEKTUAL"

Happy Fourth of July!  Time flies when your life is falling apart. 

I came for the weather, I stayed because I am still stuck in traffic trying to get out.

Every one that I meet (in person) is shocked at how "nice" I am.  Maybe they get the wrong impression by my sour disposition [on the blog]. 

Actually it's a powerful thing!  It gives me endless self confidence, sensational dance moves, and the voice of an angel...Well, in my head. 

Don't go to college.  If you are looking to throw away thousands of dollars buy a nice car... in LA that's way more impressive than a diploma.

Let me start by saying if you haven't watched Hulu's Handmaid's Tale...

I don't think drugs are the problem; I think people are the problem.