With Kanye's latest stunts...I think he trumped all the Kardashian’s krazy antics. Pun intended.

...Doesn't mean you can't do great things.  It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

Wear sunscreen.  -Forgo college.  -And Listen to your elders; as a 30-something year old, let me paint a little picture into your future:

If you are going to make plans, show up… nobody likes dandruff, and I hate flakes. 

I wonder if life smokes after it fucks me?

Should I kill the mocking bird, or not?  ...I too feel a similar conundrum

...And I couldn't be more annoyed.  Everything and everyone is annoying the shit out of me. 

Nothing says "thirst" quite like a blogger getting their picture taken.

"My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose." -Clueless

Having anxiety and depression is like being scared and tired at the same time.

Yesterday was the first day of spring.  Which means I am officially a season behind in my goal to have a summer body.

DO I: be a bitch, be informative, be basic, or be relatable?