Stay Humble & Dry
The only geographical undesirable thing about this city is the shitty people living here.
Fyre Festival 2019
My life is exactly like Fyre Festival; wildly disappointing and really fucking expensive!
New Year, Same Me
It’s my last chance to be a bitch in 2018 in hopes of starting 2019 with a clean slate-
METRO Christmas
You can be the biggest, Christmas tree in the land, and there are still Jewish people who don’t want you.
Intervention
My favorite past time includes watching Intervention to make myself feel better about my life.