Karma Is Only A Bitch If You Are
Sometimes I wonder if I was Hitler in my previous life, and that is why I have the worst luck in North America.
Friday Feels: The Forecast
Much like the weather, my mood has been pretty unpredictable lately...
Friday Feels: Hot and Shady.
These People Tryna Test Me
I can't help but think I am on an un-aired episode of MTV's Boiling Point. You know that show where people go undercover and press people's buttons to the point where they pop-off.
Alcohol Is Not the Answer
Alcohol is the question, "YES" is the answer. You know the ol' saying, "Life is rough, wear a helmet" ...
Small Town
Rush City, Minnesota. Population 3,079. My graduation class was about 54 kids. Known for catching the worlds largest walleye. Home to an endless array of gas stations, zero stoplights, and formerly the home of ME.
V Thankful
Now that it is Thanksgiving, I guess this is the kick-off of the holiday season. Something about the holidays makes me really sad. It's like all of a sudden I turn into a fuckin' Care Bear,
Liberation
After leaving New York, I had an epiphany... A revelation some might say. I have come to the conclusion that living in Los Angeles has cheated me out of so much life.
NY State Of Mind
When I decided to move to NY eight years ago, I had such a different idea of where my life was headed.
Roses (Beanies) Are Red...
True Love is Rare...Booty, Booty, Booty, Rockin' Everywhere!
I have given up on finding true love... much like I have given up on college, my diet, and saving my reputation.