Not All Heroes Wear Capes
Minnesota; Home of the 1987 World Series Champion Twins, Mall of America, and Me!
NAUGHTY-cal
I'm on a boat. -And I'm finally on Christmas Vacation! The first thing that pops into my head when I hear "Christmas" is the movie, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (it's a family tradition).
Crunch X #NYFW
Fashion week is right around the corner, but you don't need to go to New York (to feel like you are at the Mercedes Bens tents) just go to Crunch on Sunset Blvd.
If you don't love yourself...
...you'll always be chasing after people who don't love you either. Loving someone who doesn't love you is like waiting for a ship at the airport.
Communication Is Complicated
Someone just left me a voicemail and I can’t help but feel attacked! Nowadays there are very few occasions when calling me is acceptable
X-mas Shopping Was Lit
If you were NICE this year, you won't be getting a gift from me ...because we clearly aren't friends. When I found these flasks in the shape of these "common items", my Christmas shopping was done immediately
Hurt People Hurt People Too
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. It's so sad to see; watching someone with a broken-heart go on a tyrant path of destruction simply because they are unable to deal with their emotions.
Know your worth, then add tax
Believe me, I spend most mornings waking up…wondering where I am and [if I’m in my own bed] how did I got there.
Village Bicycle
I think that dating anywhere is pretty difficult, but dating in Los Angeles is virtually impossible.
Remain Humble, But Let Those Mother Fuckers Know
I am not one of those basic, suit-wearing, beige-loving, narrow-minded people... Those people who stare at me, and give that "cocky laugh" [like they are so cool, and that I'm crazy]