A good shuckin' time!! 

I don't know if it's me, the smog, or lack of gluten, but I am so excited to get the fuck out of town

I am gonna answer some of your questions.  Here we go!!

Most people have Sunday Fundays

I don't know what is more embarrassing, that I was on Myspace, or that I googled myself and it lead me there. 

Anyone can be a daddy, but it takes a special someone to be a D.I.L.F.  

Naturally, I drink as much as I can, as fast as I can!

 Back by popular demand, it's time for another poem.

I am going to attempt to talk about gender equality for a minute...Hopefully with as little backlash as possible

After my hangover from Memorial Day wore off, I joined hot yoga.

If you haven't seen my Instagram story, I have applied for CBS Survivor!  This obviously means I will be cast... and obviously means I will win... So I basically won a million dollars! 

If you have "Live, Laugh, Love" on a slab of faux aged wood, in your living room... Quit reading this post and disburse of it immediately .