Now I am stuck with a conundrum...do I wipe the seat with 1-ply toilet paper?!

 I am going to unplug and enjoy family time!  So enjoy our trip in pictures, and enjoy my silence.

All day I dream about sleep. 

With Kanye's latest stunts...I think he trumped all the Kardashian’s krazy antics. Pun intended.

...Doesn't mean you can't do great things.  It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

Wear sunscreen.  -Forgo college.  -And Listen to your elders; as a 30-something year old, let me paint a little picture into your future:

If you are going to make plans, show up… nobody likes dandruff, and I hate flakes. 

I wonder if life smokes after it fucks me?

Should I kill the mocking bird, or not?  ...I too feel a similar conundrum

...And I couldn't be more annoyed.  Everything and everyone is annoying the shit out of me. 

Nothing says "thirst" quite like a blogger getting their picture taken.

"My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose." -Clueless