It feels good to get this off my chest…

Not to brag, but I’m really good at worrying, sleeping, online shopping and self-sabbotage.

I’m tired of seeing these watered-down low-budget Emma Chamberlain wannabes.

Well it nearly broke me. -Sadly I am not joking,

Things I will NEVER be able to do again (because I’m SO old)

Hell hath no fury like a father scorned.

Dressing from day to night is so predictable.

Is now a good time to ask if America is great again?

“What have you been up to?”

Grow a pair or shut the fuck up.

I’m not a huge fan of PDA, but I got fucked at Gitano NYC...

Let me tell you a secret: your face is ugly, and a mask covers half of it.