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February 23, 2017
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Peter Pan

Happy Birthday to my baby, METROsektual.com, who is 1 year old today!

Peter Pan
February 11, 2017
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Blac Chyna

Apparently myself, and Rob Kardashian have more in common than just our insatiable hunger...

Blac Chyna
February 2, 2017
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You Made Your Bed...

...Now lie in it.  Nothing irritates me more than when shitty people try to take advantage of me.  Just because I am nice, doesn't mean I am stupid.

You Made Your Bed...
January 11, 2017
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Soulmates > Postmates

LA and I have a love/hate relationship.  Whether I stay or move away, the unappeasable distance between us is always on my mind. 

Soulmates > Postmates
December 22, 2016
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NAUGHTY-cal

I'm on a boat.  -And I'm finally on Christmas Vacation!  The first thing that pops into my head when I hear "Christmas" is the movie, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (it's a family tradition). 

NAUGHTY-cal
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September 8, 2022

3am Thoughts

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September 8, 2022
3am Thoughts

Do Walmart “Greeters” get a good discount?

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August 3, 2022

Burnt [Out]

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August 3, 2022
Burnt [Out]

NO I can't just “turn off my phone.”

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June 8, 2022

Unpopular Opinion

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June 8, 2022
Unpopular Opinion

That is not an unpopular opinion; that is a majority.

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May 26, 2022

Safe Space

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May 26, 2022
Safe Space

I am aware this isn’t Facebook…

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May 10, 2022

Hangry + Tired

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May 10, 2022
Hangry + Tired

Not trying to be a bitch, but

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April 19, 2022

Classless

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April 19, 2022
Classless

Yes, your annual salary probably has more digits than my social security number

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March 21, 2022

Shut up

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March 21, 2022
Shut up

Get off Facebook and get help

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March 8, 2022

To my dear friend...

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March 8, 2022
To my dear friend...

Writing this is my form of grieving.

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February 16, 2022

Insane Insomnia

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February 16, 2022
Insane Insomnia

I spend hours looking at the hashtag for #horsegirls

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January 28, 2022

Eye Roll

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January 28, 2022
Eye Roll

Rolling your eyes is way more powerful than a “Fah-q”

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January 6, 2022

Used Car Salesman

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January 6, 2022
Used Car Salesman

You’re a pusher Cady

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December 10, 2021

Santa S.O.S.

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December 10, 2021
Santa S.O.S.

HELP navigate my seasonal depression on top of my everyday depression

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