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Bump & Grind

I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind.  I do (however) see something wrong with...

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Faux Real

I need to vent.  Why is Zara trying to steal my style?

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Humpty Dumpty

So today is the first day of spring.  That means I am officially a season behind in my goal to have a summer body. 

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Ginger Awareness Day

Everyone is walking around like a bunch of invalids in their green garb(age) for St. Patrick's Day. 

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Starchild

Long before The Weekend's song "Star Boy", there was an OG star child... Me!

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Weekend Survival Guide

My lifestyle choices are rough on my body, these are my MUST-HAVE weekend necessities to keep the party going without looking a hot-ass-mess while doing so!

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Single & Fabulous?

I'm at a point in my life where this blind date better be "the one" or a serial killer because I have no desire to be doing this anymore.

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KISS my ass

I am from Minnesota, home of Mall of America and for having the country's nicest people! 

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Dope Show

"We're all stars now"...it's a fuck show.  Today, social media is such an overwhelming force, it's nearly impossible to escape. 

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My neck, My back, My anxiety attack.

Before being an adult, I never thought anxiety was a real thing.  I thought it was something boring people complained about for their lack of personality.

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Ce n'est pas moi, c'est toi

I have never been in love, but today I lady bug landed on my shoulder and 3 people said I smelled good...so that definitely felt like something.

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The Ren & Stimpy Show

Do you know that annoying chain on Facebook that everyone posted of "Which fictional character are you"? 

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