Bump & Grind
I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind. I do (however) see something wrong with...
Humpty Dumpty
So today is the first day of spring. That means I am officially a season behind in my goal to have a summer body.
Ginger Awareness Day
Everyone is walking around like a bunch of invalids in their green garb(age) for St. Patrick's Day.
Weekend Survival Guide
My lifestyle choices are rough on my body, these are my MUST-HAVE weekend necessities to keep the party going without looking a hot-ass-mess while doing so!
Single & Fabulous?
I'm at a point in my life where this blind date better be "the one" or a serial killer because I have no desire to be doing this anymore.
KISS my ass
I am from Minnesota, home of Mall of America and for having the country's nicest people!
My neck, My back, My anxiety attack.
Before being an adult, I never thought anxiety was a real thing. I thought it was something boring people complained about for their lack of personality.
Ce n'est pas moi, c'est toi
I have never been in love, but today I lady bug landed on my shoulder and 3 people said I smelled good...so that definitely felt like something.
The Ren & Stimpy Show
Do you know that annoying chain on Facebook that everyone posted of "Which fictional character are you"?