Portis Wasp: 5 Questions With Sektual

My Real Housewife's tag line would be, "I wish you could see yourself in my eyes!  [twirl] ... SEKTUAL"

Happy Fourth of July!  Time flies when your life is falling apart. 

I came for the weather, I stayed because I am still stuck in traffic trying to get out.

Every one that I meet (in person) is shocked at how "nice" I am.  Maybe they get the wrong impression by my sour disposition [on the blog]. 

Actually it's a powerful thing!  It gives me endless self confidence, sensational dance moves, and the voice of an angel...Well, in my head. 

Don't go to college.  If you are looking to throw away thousands of dollars buy a nice car... in LA that's way more impressive than a diploma.

Let me start by saying if you haven't watched Hulu's Handmaid's Tale...

I don't think drugs are the problem; I think people are the problem. 

Swimsuit season is here, and unfortunately for my body, I have completely lost all self-control.  Summer is around the corner, but so is Panda Express.

This stomach flu hit me like a shit ton of bricks...Literally.

From their stories, it sounded like these were "those girls" who got shitty after one Mike's Hard Lemonade and made out with their girlfriends for attention.