BRETT DREISSIG January 6, 2018 Don't Trust BRETT DREISSIG January 6, 2018 Here's a last vent before I get my nun costume and join the covent.
BRETT DREISSIG January 4, 2018 Tough Little Boys BRETT DREISSIG January 4, 2018 "It never gets easier."
BRETT DREISSIG December 31, 2017 2017 Bye Felicia! BRETT DREISSIG December 31, 2017 Turning my back to 2017, like "new phone, who's this?"
BRETT DREISSIG December 29, 2017 Snakes On A Plane BRETT DREISSIG December 29, 2017 Traveling over the holidays seems to resemble that computer game I played in elementary school, Oregon Trail.
BRETT DREISSIG December 26, 2017 Healthy Holidays! BRETT DREISSIG December 26, 2017 I left sunny California for a week of natural Cryotherapy!
BRETT DREISSIG December 21, 2017 Kill, Fuck, Marry BRETT DREISSIG December 21, 2017 I have decided to turn it into my 3 year plan.
BRETT DREISSIG December 14, 2017 Call Me By Your Name BRETT DREISSIG December 14, 2017 The closest I could relate [to that kind of intimacy] is when I order Domino's and the tracker tells me that the carrier has left for delivery.
BRETT DREISSIG December 11, 2017 Dear Santa- BRETT DREISSIG December 11, 2017 It's beginning to look a lot like fuck this.
BRETT DREISSIG December 7, 2017 Waste Case Scenerio BRETT DREISSIG December 7, 2017 Sophie's choice... I either had to drop a deuce in a bush or in your pants. Both options are social suicide.
BRETT DREISSIG November 28, 2017 Be You, Be Ugly BRETT DREISSIG November 28, 2017 Each day I am shocked to hear yet another new sexual allegation case. It's so disgusting on all accounts.
BRETT DREISSIG November 22, 2017 Thankful #Blessed BRETT DREISSIG November 22, 2017 I hate Thanksgiving. All these fat Americans eating their body weight in complex carbohydrates