But maybe a bitch should try.

Lose 3 days in 1 week!

...My friends will probably say it's Photoshop too.

"Some people die at 25, and aren't buried until they are 85."

With Tom’s birthday approaching (finally 21) I thought it would be fun to sit down at my Penthouse Suite at 11 Howard Hotel and play some games for the blog!

I have come to the conclusion that living in Los Angeles has cheated me out of so much life. 

Thank God Labor Day is over, fall is approaching, and everyone in LA is going to have to put on some clothes and find a personality.

As much as I love NYC, I can’t help but feel I am going to be the victim of Final Destination!

I would rather go to Afghanistan than go #2 [in public]. 

We are moving on to the A.P. life skill of "Elevator Etiquette".  Rule #1, don't be fucking weird.

Forgive me father, for I have sinned (again / still).

This bitch couldn't prescribe me Xanex, so I am currently looking at getting her practice shut down.