BRETT DREISSIG December 26, 2017 Healthy Holidays! BRETT DREISSIG December 26, 2017 I left sunny California for a week of natural Cryotherapy!
BRETT DREISSIG December 21, 2017 Kill, Fuck, Marry BRETT DREISSIG December 21, 2017 I have decided to turn it into my 3 year plan.
BRETT DREISSIG December 14, 2017 Call Me By Your Name BRETT DREISSIG December 14, 2017 The closest I could relate [to that kind of intimacy] is when I order Domino's and the tracker tells me that the carrier has left for delivery.
BRETT DREISSIG December 11, 2017 Dear Santa- BRETT DREISSIG December 11, 2017 It's beginning to look a lot like fuck this.
BRETT DREISSIG December 7, 2017 Waste Case Scenerio BRETT DREISSIG December 7, 2017 Sophie's choice... I either had to drop a deuce in a bush or in your pants. Both options are social suicide.
BRETT DREISSIG November 28, 2017 Be You, Be Ugly BRETT DREISSIG November 28, 2017 Each day I am shocked to hear yet another new sexual allegation case. It's so disgusting on all accounts.
BRETT DREISSIG November 22, 2017 Thankful #Blessed BRETT DREISSIG November 22, 2017 I hate Thanksgiving. All these fat Americans eating their body weight in complex carbohydrates
BRETT DREISSIG November 20, 2017 Push'n Buttons BRETT DREISSIG November 20, 2017 I was in the elevator when this fugly toddler went ahead and pressed all the elevator numbers...
BRETT DREISSIG November 14, 2017 The Dr. Is In... BRETT DREISSIG November 14, 2017 I will be answering all your burning questions...
BRETT DREISSIG November 9, 2017 Pro-Choice BRETT DREISSIG November 9, 2017 I actively choose not to have kids, so I don't want to hear your little asshole crying, screaming, or running amok when I am at dinner.
BRETT DREISSIG November 6, 2017 Dear Influencers: BRETT DREISSIG November 6, 2017 I will personally buy you a Spirit airline one-way ticket back to bum-fuck Egypt; where you belong.