BRETT DREISSIG May 2, 2018 Just Because You're Trash... BRETT DREISSIG May 2, 2018 ...Doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.
BRETT DREISSIG April 28, 2018 To The Class of 2018... BRETT DREISSIG April 28, 2018 Wear sunscreen. -Forgo college. -And Listen to your elders; as a 30-something year old, let me paint a little picture into your future:
BRETT DREISSIG April 25, 2018 Basic, Can you not?! BRETT DREISSIG April 25, 2018 If you are going to make plans, show up… nobody likes dandruff, and I hate flakes.
BRETT DREISSIG April 18, 2018 Emotional Terrorist BRETT DREISSIG April 18, 2018 I wonder if life smokes after it fucks me?
BRETT DREISSIG April 11, 2018 Tequila Mockingbird BRETT DREISSIG April 11, 2018 Should I kill the mocking bird, or not? ...I too feel a similar conundrum
BRETT DREISSIG April 7, 2018 Mercury Is In Retrograde BRETT DREISSIG April 7, 2018 ...And I couldn't be more annoyed. Everything and everyone is annoying the shit out of me.
BRETT DREISSIG April 3, 2018 Thirst Mongrel BRETT DREISSIG April 3, 2018 Nothing says "thirst" quite like a blogger getting their picture taken.
BRETT DREISSIG March 31, 2018 Love-Love BRETT DREISSIG March 31, 2018 "My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose." -Clueless
BRETT DREISSIG March 29, 2018 🔫 in a 🔪 fight BRETT DREISSIG March 29, 2018 Having anxiety and depression is like being scared and tired at the same time.
BRETT DREISSIG March 21, 2018 When It Rains, It Pours... BRETT DREISSIG March 21, 2018 Yesterday was the first day of spring. Which means I am officially a season behind in my goal to have a summer body.
BRETT DREISSIG March 15, 2018 I Do, Do You? BRETT DREISSIG March 15, 2018 DO I: be a bitch, be informative, be basic, or be relatable?
BRETT DREISSIG March 8, 2018 METRO-stressful BRETT DREISSIG March 8, 2018 As Bethenny Frankle would say, "Maybe I actually do know-it-all!"