BRETT DREISSIG May 21, 2017 I Miss Me BRETT DREISSIG May 21, 2017 I am feeling very defeated. As cool, and as much street cred as I would love to think I have, inside, I am a pussy.
BRETT DREISSIG May 20, 2017 Tire'd BRETT DREISSIG May 20, 2017 This blog is my baby. Let's face it, I am too irresponsible and selfish to have a real baby.
BRETT DREISSIG May 18, 2017 Sweet Escape BRETT DREISSIG May 18, 2017 As I have mentioned before, I can't stay in one place too long. I get stir-crazy when my day-to-day feels like a routine.
BRETT DREISSIG May 12, 2017 Knock-It-Off BRETT DREISSIG May 12, 2017 I have been collecting vintage t-shirts since before it was "cool" to wear vintage shirts.
BRETT DREISSIG May 11, 2017 Chistmas! BRETT DREISSIG May 11, 2017 Everyday is Christmas when you have no self control.
BRETT DREISSIG May 9, 2017 I wish I was you, so I could be friends with me. BRETT DREISSIG May 9, 2017 Accepting FRIEND applications. Apply within.
BRETT DREISSIG May 4, 2017 THOT-ful BRETT DREISSIG May 4, 2017 Hoes have feelings too. Maybe these hoes are spreading their legs to spread love.
BRETT DREISSIG May 2, 2017 Breast Foot Forward BRETT DREISSIG May 2, 2017 I have always been a little (lot) different. Let me paint you a picture; Minnesota, 2003, Honors English class (always was a bright star).
BRETT DREISSIG May 2, 2017 DAMN. BRETT DREISSIG May 2, 2017 Damn /dam/ verb ; condemn, especially by the public expression of disapproval.
BRETT DREISSIG April 30, 2017 Diarrhea got you down? BRETT DREISSIG April 30, 2017 This stomach flu hit me like a shit ton of bricks...Literally. I can't remember the last time I felt this ill.
BRETT DREISSIG April 28, 2017 It's A Match! BRETT DREISSIG April 28, 2017 Since I am single, it's obligatory to be on Tinder/Bumble. Without these dating sites downloaded, you are open to social single-shaming.
BRETT DREISSIG April 25, 2017 A.D.I.D.A.S BRETT DREISSIG April 25, 2017 All day I dream about sleep. Sleep is literally my favorite thing. My life has a tendency of falling apart when I am awake.