Oh the irony...a shiny happy-face balloon amongst the jungle-hell that is the 99cent store.  I am "that person" who can justify spending a grand on a pair of shoes, but spending seven dollars on a toothbrush is absolutely ridiculous. 

Like Kanye West, I want all of the lights.  Light can represent a plethora of things...Whether good or bad, light is a sign of power.  We all know the ramifications of flashing red lights, or the dream of your-name-in-lights, then there is the end-all-be-all "coming to the light."

Paris Hilton proves you don't have to be poor to be white trash.  I embrace my trashiness.  I am from the midwest, where camoflauge and hunting gear is a "fashion season" all year round!

This Saturday, I was honored to attend the Family Equality Council's Impact Awards with Neutrogenia.  Held at the elusive Beverly Hilton, It was an emotional night raising money for equality for all families to have children! 

I'm terrified about everything these days.  We're over-saturated with facts and figures setting us up to fear life!  My one hobby that doesn't make me feel like shit (the next morning) is tanning. 

I have always been a little (lot) different.  Let me paint you a picture; Minnesota, 2003, Honors English class (always was a bright star). Having to write a 15 page essay of persuasion, I decided to write my piece about how 'milk from cows is evil'.