The birthday festivities are officially over and I hate the attention associated with any birthday. Don't get me wrong, I love attention, but I like to earn it the old fashion way; by being fun and funny. On birthdays everyone is smothered in birthday love (which is cute), but I am pretty sure we hate each other.
Born A Bad Seed
Wild West
If you don't love yourself...
Blame The Kids
I love the COCO
Basic
Green With Envy
A spoonful of sugar helps the Xanex go down
Street Walker
Nobody in LA walks anywhere. The only time I see people walking down the street is when they have last nights regrets written all over their shamed face. I have (a little) class and at least call an Uber instead of drawing attention to my "walk of shame" by walking barefoot down Sunset Blvd. with my shoes in hand.
Fuck Luck
Tell me why out of all the contacts in my phone, I butt-dialed "DO NOT ANSWER." We all have that one person in our lives we would literally love to drag behind a pickup truck...down a really bumpy road, with nails, on the freeway...but still can't completely delete them from our life; so we simply add them in our phones as "DO NOT ANSWER."