Hot Mess Express

The birthday festivities are officially over and I hate the attention associated with any birthday.  Don't get me wrong, I love attention, but I like to earn it the old fashion way; by being fun and funny.  On birthdays everyone is smothered in birthday love (which is cute), but I am pretty sure we hate each other.

Blame The Kids

I don't know much about this (DARE) program.  While kids at my school were taking classes on what not to do in the real world, I was in New York by myself, modeling, making a life for myself in the real world.  I don't think that drugs and alcohol are the problem; I think the kids are the problem. 

Street Walker

Nobody in LA walks anywhere.  The only time I see people walking down the street is when they have last nights regrets written all over their shamed face.  I have (a little) class and at least call an Uber instead of drawing attention to my "walk of shame" by walking barefoot down Sunset Blvd. with my shoes in hand.