I think it's so funny how people always say, "treat your body like a temple"  ...I consider mine more of an amusement park...or circus (some might say).

I was rummaging through the internet doing some market research and "Wow there is a lot of porn out there."  I was also shocked at the quality (or lack there of) of some of these "popular" bloggers.

I like my outfits how I like my coffee: tall, dark, and too hot for you.  My closet resembles that of a black hole.

I have this stubborn disposition where everything needs to be done on my terms. My life's greatest struggle is to be an independent free bird, yet be recognized.

Obviously I like to have a good time.  I have the mentality that only boring people can be bored.  I like to let my (Becky with the good) hair down and have a good time...

I am literally so tired of working!  I never really thought of my future.  I always thought school was a big waste of time...so I didn't invest much time or energy into it. 

Mercury in retrograde is really fucking my shit up!  When does Ashton Kutcher come out and tell me my life is a joke? {Waiting} 

Nothing annoys me more than people who waste my time.  I have so much on my plate, I literally don't have time to sit around and wait for you. 

Call me Cinderella, but I can't get enough shoes!  Sit back, relax, and lets take a moment to reflect on the demise of my savings account...

Everyone is LA is a 10 looking for an 11... On a good day I'm a "6", and couldn't be happier.  If I was a "10" how would I ever be able to ever leave a mirror, or take a bad selfie?

Get better soon.  Jealousy stems from insecurity, and the rude feedback I receive, I take as a compliment.  Let me explain:  I would love to see cellulite on Beyonce... Why?  Cause she is fucking perfect