BRETT DREISSIG November 28, 2017 Be You, Be Ugly BRETT DREISSIG November 28, 2017 Each day I am shocked to hear yet another new sexual allegation case. It's so disgusting on all accounts.
BRETT DREISSIG November 22, 2017 Thankful #Blessed BRETT DREISSIG November 22, 2017 I hate Thanksgiving. All these fat Americans eating their body weight in complex carbohydrates
BRETT DREISSIG November 20, 2017 Push'n Buttons BRETT DREISSIG November 20, 2017 I was in the elevator when this fugly toddler went ahead and pressed all the elevator numbers...
BRETT DREISSIG November 14, 2017 The Dr. Is In... BRETT DREISSIG November 14, 2017 I will be answering all your burning questions...
BRETT DREISSIG November 9, 2017 Pro-Choice BRETT DREISSIG November 9, 2017 I actively choose not to have kids, so I don't want to hear your little asshole crying, screaming, or running amok when I am at dinner.
BRETT DREISSIG November 6, 2017 Dear Influencers: BRETT DREISSIG November 6, 2017 I will personally buy you a Spirit airline one-way ticket back to bum-fuck Egypt; where you belong.
BRETT DREISSIG October 30, 2017 #SocialSuicide BRETT DREISSIG October 30, 2017 When you come to LA there are a few things you should never do...
BRETT DREISSIG October 22, 2017 Alone, Not Lonely BRETT DREISSIG October 22, 2017 Most people my age are finished having kids; Meanwhile, I am over here too irresponsible to own a dog...
BRETT DREISSIG October 20, 2017 Secrets Are Lies BRETT DREISSIG October 20, 2017 My best kept secrets until now...
BRETT DREISSIG October 17, 2017 Sektual Destruction BRETT DREISSIG October 17, 2017 ...Not to be mistaken for Snoop Dogg's song "Sexual Seduction."
BRETT DREISSIG October 14, 2017 Fat, Poor & Nearly Dead BRETT DREISSIG October 14, 2017 Do you have to be a douche bag to be a personal trainer? Or is that just an added bonus