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February 23, 2017
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Peter Pan

Happy Birthday to my baby, METROsektual.com, who is 1 year old today!

Peter Pan
February 11, 2017
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Blac Chyna

Apparently myself, and Rob Kardashian have more in common than just our insatiable hunger...

Blac Chyna
February 2, 2017
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You Made Your Bed...

...Now lie in it.  Nothing irritates me more than when shitty people try to take advantage of me.  Just because I am nice, doesn't mean I am stupid.

You Made Your Bed...
January 11, 2017
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Soulmates > Postmates

LA and I have a love/hate relationship.  Whether I stay or move away, the unappeasable distance between us is always on my mind. 

Soulmates > Postmates
December 22, 2016
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NAUGHTY-cal

I'm on a boat.  -And I'm finally on Christmas Vacation!  The first thing that pops into my head when I hear "Christmas" is the movie, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (it's a family tradition). 

NAUGHTY-cal
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January 13, 2019

Hashtag Victim

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January 13, 2019
Hashtag Victim

Read more about Hollywood’s hottest trend: “Victim”

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January 8, 2019

L.A. zy

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January 8, 2019
L.A. zy

People in LA are so lazy.

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January 2, 2019

Time is of the essence

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January 2, 2019
Time is of the essence

Talking male crop tops, Taylor Swift, and frosted tips.

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December 30, 2018

Cut The Fat

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December 30, 2018
Cut The Fat

No shitty friends in 2019!

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December 25, 2018

New Year, Same Me

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December 25, 2018
New Year, Same Me

It’s my last chance to be a bitch in 2018 in hopes of starting 2019 with a clean slate-

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December 16, 2018

METRO Christmas

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December 16, 2018
METRO Christmas

You can be the biggest, Christmas tree in the land, and there are still Jewish people who don’t want you.

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December 10, 2018

Intervention

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December 10, 2018
Intervention

My favorite past time includes watching Intervention to make myself feel better about my life.

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November 30, 2018

Tire'd

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November 30, 2018
Tire'd

My work/life balance is -100.

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November 23, 2018

You Betcha

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November 23, 2018
You Betcha

Home to an endless array of gas stations, zero stop lights, and ME!

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November 20, 2018

Thankful

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November 20, 2018
Thankful

I am jealous of myself... 

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November 12, 2018

Confidence Is Key

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November 12, 2018
Confidence Is Key

I used to think that the worst people in the world were teenage girls. 

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November 10, 2018

What's In My Fanny?

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November 10, 2018
What's In My Fanny?

I am here to show how much I can stuff in my fanny!

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