BRETT DREISSIG August 21, 2017 Food For THOT BRETT DREISSIG August 21, 2017 I love rock and roll, but I think I like Totino's Pizza Rolls more.
BRETT DREISSIG August 19, 2017 Airplane Etiquette 101 BRETT DREISSIG August 19, 2017 I'd rather you bring a bomb on the plane, than to sit next to me with "home-made" food.
BRETT DREISSIG August 12, 2017 Jealous BRETT DREISSIG August 12, 2017 I am jealous of myself... I wish my life was as good as it appearson Instagram.
BRETT DREISSIG August 8, 2017 Always On My Mind BRETT DREISSIG August 8, 2017 I think the biggest misconception of me, is that I am a know-it-all. As Bethenny Frankle would say, "Maybe I actually know-it-all!"
BRETT DREISSIG August 7, 2017 RED BRETT DREISSIG August 7, 2017 "RED!" is the safe word in Fifty Shades of Grey... I wish it was socially acceptable for me to scream "RED" in my day-to-day life
BRETT DREISSIG August 4, 2017 Poor You BRETT DREISSIG August 4, 2017 If everyone threw their dirty laundry in the middle of the room, how many of us would grab our own.
BRETT DREISSIG August 1, 2017 Wild Wild THOTS BRETT DREISSIG August 1, 2017 I went out in Hollywood last night. I had no idea body-con dresses were still a thing?
BRETT DREISSIG July 27, 2017 You Betta Werk BRETT DREISSIG July 27, 2017 Honestly in LA, does anyone work? I mean, besides me?
BRETT DREISSIG July 21, 2017 Floral Support BRETT DREISSIG July 21, 2017 Life is tough; wear a helmet. When I can't find a helmet to match my outfit outfit, I say "fuck it" and wear a whole floral [matching] look.
BRETT DREISSIG July 16, 2017 Peter Pan BRETT DREISSIG July 16, 2017 "You just think lovely wonderful thoughts," Peter explained, "and they lift you up in the air."
BRETT DREISSIG July 14, 2017 "eatass69" BRETT DREISSIG July 14, 2017 Let me prefix by saying: If you google-searched "eatass69" and got directed to this blog, you are definitely in the wrong place...