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February 23, 2017
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Peter Pan

Happy Birthday to my baby, METROsektual.com, who is 1 year old today!

Peter Pan
February 11, 2017
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Blac Chyna

Apparently myself, and Rob Kardashian have more in common than just our insatiable hunger...

Blac Chyna
February 2, 2017
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You Made Your Bed...

...Now lie in it.  Nothing irritates me more than when shitty people try to take advantage of me.  Just because I am nice, doesn't mean I am stupid.

You Made Your Bed...
January 11, 2017
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Soulmates > Postmates

LA and I have a love/hate relationship.  Whether I stay or move away, the unappeasable distance between us is always on my mind. 

Soulmates > Postmates
December 22, 2016
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NAUGHTY-cal

I'm on a boat.  -And I'm finally on Christmas Vacation!  The first thing that pops into my head when I hear "Christmas" is the movie, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (it's a family tradition). 

NAUGHTY-cal
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May 19, 2019

STFU

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May 19, 2019
STFU

Confidence is silent, insecurities are loud.    

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May 4, 2019

You Are A Filthy Pig

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May 4, 2019
You Are A Filthy Pig

Oink Oink

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May 3, 2019

I'm With Stupid

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May 3, 2019
I'm With Stupid

I hate when homeless people ask if I have spare change. 

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April 22, 2019

You're Extra

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April 22, 2019
You're Extra

I'm getting tired of looking at everyone.

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April 13, 2019

Broad Backs & Big Mouths

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April 13, 2019
Broad Backs & Big Mouths

Watch your mouth …and your back.

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March 21, 2019

Meet Sophie

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March 21, 2019
Meet Sophie

It’s #NationalPuppyDay, I feel it's an appropriate time to introduce to you my little angel, Sophie. 

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March 7, 2019

I <3 NYC

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March 7, 2019
I &lt;3 NYC

With the anxiety of my looming birthday, I jumped on a flight to NYC.

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February 20, 2019

#Equality

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February 20, 2019
#Equality

If we all want to be equal, we should treat people equally. 

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February 2, 2019

Stay Humble & Dry

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February 2, 2019
Stay Humble &amp; Dry

The only geographical undesirable thing about this city is the shitty people living here.  

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January 31, 2019

Netflix & Alone

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January 31, 2019
Netflix &amp; Alone

Whether I am drinking or watching tv, I prefer it in binge!

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January 26, 2019

Sorta Sober Sally

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January 26, 2019
Sorta Sober Sally

I sounded like one of those hypocritical vegans.

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January 20, 2019

Fyre Festival 2019

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January 20, 2019
Fyre Festival 2019

My life is exactly like Fyre Festival; wildly disappointing and really fucking expensive! 

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